So hard to pick side on this

Dummy in school lobby, Israel 2010
Dummy to friends: Who's going out tonight?
Friend: It's monday, we have class at 8 tomorrow
Dummy female 20 years old: So?! Listen, Either I go out by myself or alone!

Food conflict

Dummy in Social science, Great Britain 2011
Discusing about the UN solution.
Teacher: What do you think about the UN solution when it comes to Israel and Palestine?
Dummy female 18 years old: I think Hizbollah and Hummus should work together...

He's back in the U.S.S.R for the weekend

Dummy in History class, New Jersey 2008
Teacher: Who is Joseph Stalin?
Dummy male 19 year old: Is he in this class, I didnt know he went to this school?

Sometimes its hard to know the different

Dummy during Religion class, Norway 2006
*During a discussion about Islam
Student: Well Im a muslim and...
Dummy, female 17 year old: WAIT! Your muslim? I thought you where Islam

Something that has not been done in 90 years, maybe now is the time again

Dummy at field trip to local court room, Sweden 2008
Teacher: Does anybody have questions too the judge?
Dummy: Yes, has he every sentence death penalty?
*Death penalty have been abolished in Sweden since 1921

Take a picture, it last longer!

Dummy during talk about a field trip, Sweden 2008
Teacher: ...And that's some of the things that you should be bringing. And if you want, you could bring your own camera!
Dummy, 16 y.o.: But the camera... are we supposed to use it to take pictures?

Its just so hard when so many people are pushing one

Dummy during science class, Sweden 2007
Teacher: Today, we'll be talking about temperatures and pressure. Student, joking: Yeah, and peer pressure! (
Dummy, female, 15 y.o: I don't understand this "peer pressure" thing. Is it when there's like stuff pushing from different sides?

I hate it, when it eats the paper

Dummy during computer science class, Sweden 2006
Student, 15 y.o: The printer isn't printing, wtf is wrong with it?
Dummy, female, 15 y.o.: Maybe the papers are upside down? *proceeds to turn the papers upside down...*

Time just flies when your having fun

Dummy in Physical education, Germany 2006
Teacher hands out pulse watches after running exercise.
Dummy, female 17 years old: My watch is showing the wrong time!!!

Dummy in Physics class, Finland 2005
*Teacher talks about flying: Can anybody tell me why some people react negative to flying?
Dummy female-19-years old: It takes longer to fly back from a vacation and thats because they planes fly in adverse wind...

The mind just overflows with ideas

Dummy in chemisty class, Norway 2008
Dummy, male 18 year old: "The water in the sink overflowing, there is a blockage in the drain!"
Teacher: "Have you felt after by the drain hole?"
Dummy: "Yes, the plug was in!"

Please let it not be another parody!

Dummy in Swedish class, Sweden 2011
Teacher: Now we are going to talk about the epic time...
Dummy, female 19 years old: Is that the samething as "Epic Fail"?!

The leash could not keep him from class

Dummy in english class, Sweden 2010
Teacher:“Once a student brought a dog to the class, but he also brought his mother, to take him home.”
Dummy, female 18 years old: “The dog’s mother?!”

And that is why they are the majority of male porn stars

Dummy in Geography class, Denmark 2011
Teacher: The Maasai people are an ethnic group located in Kenya, Tanzania and other parts of Africa. Can somebody tell me something else about them?
Dummy, male 18 years old: Aren’t they just men with big weapons?

At least they all eat rice

Dummy in Geography class, Sweden 2010
Teacher: Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent
Dummy female 19 years old: Wait, are not all asians chinese?

For Swedish people its not even a country

Dummy in Crossmedia, Israel 2011
*Dummy is having a presentations and talks about her Danish friend
Teacher: Is their alot of Jewish people in Scandinavia?
Dummy, female 22 years old: But, she is Danish!

Yes... he would be 119 years old, use a diaper and get everyone to still call him the fuhrer

Dummy in Jewish History Class, New Jersey 2008
Teacher: The national socialistic party was lead by Adolf Hitler between 1921-1945
Dummy, female 19 years old: Is Hitler still alive?

Right, but don't put your head in the owen to check the heat!

Dummy in English class, Sweden 2008
*Teacher talking about diffrent ways of cooking food
Teacher: Can you tell me what your using when you are rosting meat?
Dummy, male 19 years old: hmm...*thinking... The kitchen!!

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Its like a water balloon

Dummy in sex education, Sweden 2007
*Special lecture in class and students can ask questions
Dummy, female 18 years old: When my boyfriend touches my boobs, I become wet down there. Do I have water in my lungs?

Second dummy professor! Its not the size that matters

Dummy teacher in Persuasion class, Israel 2011
*Talking about her degree and the diploma she got.
Dummy professor female: My grandmother was so disappointed, she was disappointed that it was not bigger and thicker...

Francedonalds, Im loving it!

Dummy in Geography class, Texas 2009
Friend: Where does french fries come from?
Dummy female 19: uhm... I dont know?
friend: Come on think, Eiffel Tower and baguette are from the same country
Dummy: Ohhh, Rome!

something true in that

Dummy in history class, Texas 2010
Friend: Who was Nelson Mandela?
Dummy female 19 year old: Uhm...A black guy?

And I would not walk 500 miles!

Dummy in geography claas, New Jersey 2007
dummy female 19: How long does it take to drive to Hawaii?
Teacher: Hawaii is an island....

Just do it...Auto!

Dummy in History class, Sweden 2010.
*Teacher is talking about Henry Ford
Dummy male 20: Wow dude, what if there was a car where you could switch gears automatically!?

In the city of love

Dummy in Geography class, Israel 2009
Dummy female 19: I love learning about different countries.
Teacher: Whats your favorite country?
Dummy: Paris!

I'll be there for you!

Dummy in TV and society class, Israel 2011
Teacher: We are going to se a clip from the show friends, btw, is their any one who have not seen friends?
Dummy Male 22 year old: If anybody has friends?!
Teacher: Wrong class dummy.

It will only take an hour!

Dummy in social science, Sweden 2010
Teacher: This weekend its earth hour, where we turn of all the electricity to save our planet
Dummy female 19 year old: Wait, how long is earth hour?!

Pee on it and it will heal

Dummy in biology class, Sweden 2009

The teacher puts up on the screen a picture of two kidneys and one bladder and Dummy starts laughing.
Dummy male 19 year old: Is that a cock?!

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First dummy teacher!

Dummy teacher, history class 2011 Israel
*Talking about Irish writers
Dummy teacher: Remember that the best Irish writers are Irish...

The right is always harder than the left

Dummy in physical education,

Dummy male 19 year old: My right butt cheek is hurting so much after this class.
Friend: Why do you think that is?
Dummy: Maybe because I’m using my right brain so much?

On the first day their was light!

Dummy in computer lab

All computers shut down at the same time, but the lights are still on and air-condition is working as usual.
Dummy, female 18 years old: It has to be a blackout in the school!

Christmas and new years came at the same time

Dummy in economy class, Sweden 2009

Dummy, female 19 years old, says to friend: How many days are there in a month?
Friend: You don’t know?
Dummy: Is it not 28? So, 7 times 4 is…(counting on fingers)…24!

I am sterdam

Dummy in geography class, Sweden 2008

Friend: In which country is Dublin the capital?
Dummy, male 19 year old: uhm…Holland?
Friend:….
Dummy: Wait! I’m sorry; of course it’s the Netherlands!

Buddha was not Hungary

Dummy in philosophy class, Israel 2011

Teacher: Buddhism has had a mayor part of philosophy…
Dummy, male 21 year old: I heard that Budapest has a part in it!

Just suck it up and move on

Dummy in Spanish class, Spain 2008

Teacher: Does anybody know what "vacunas" (vaccine) means?
Silence in the whole class.
Teacher: It has had a major importance for humanity; it was a big discovery and has saved many lives.
Dummy, male 17 years old: Ah, is it a vacuum cleaner?

I'll follow you until you love me, Papa-paparazzi

Dummy in philosophy class, Israel 2010

Teacher: So what is a journalist?
Dummy 20-year-old girl: somebody that tells about someone else’s journey?

It was so embarrassing, I wanted to die

Dummy in Social class, Sweden 2009

In a class discussion about euthanasia (death help)
Teacher: Some countries that have euthanasia are India, Japan and the Netherlands
Dummy 18 year old girl: I think we should help those who are dead...

Ms. Longstocking just turned an extra 100 years

Dummy in literature class, Norway 2007

Teacher: Today it would have been Astrid Lindgren's, the author of Pippi Longstocking, 100th birthday Dummy, male 18 years old, says to his friend: 100 years, that means she was born in...*thinking*...1807!

Such a cheesy thing to say!

Dummy from a social study class, Sweden

Teacher: So Luxembourg has been in the European Union since 1957...
Dummy (blonde 18 years old girl) raises her hand.
Teacher: Yes?
Dummy: Isn't Luxembourg a cheese?!