So hard to pick side on this

Dummy in school lobby, Israel 2010
Dummy to friends: Who's going out tonight?
Friend: It's monday, we have class at 8 tomorrow
Dummy female 20 years old: So?! Listen, Either I go out by myself or alone!

Food conflict

Dummy in Social science, Great Britain 2011
Discusing about the UN solution.
Teacher: What do you think about the UN solution when it comes to Israel and Palestine?
Dummy female 18 years old: I think Hizbollah and Hummus should work together...

He's back in the U.S.S.R for the weekend

Dummy in History class, New Jersey 2008
Teacher: Who is Joseph Stalin?
Dummy male 19 year old: Is he in this class, I didnt know he went to this school?

Sometimes its hard to know the different

Dummy during Religion class, Norway 2006
*During a discussion about Islam
Student: Well Im a muslim and...
Dummy, female 17 year old: WAIT! Your muslim? I thought you where Islam

Something that has not been done in 90 years, maybe now is the time again

Dummy at field trip to local court room, Sweden 2008
Teacher: Does anybody have questions too the judge?
Dummy: Yes, has he every sentence death penalty?
*Death penalty have been abolished in Sweden since 1921

Take a picture, it last longer!

Dummy during talk about a field trip, Sweden 2008
Teacher: ...And that's some of the things that you should be bringing. And if you want, you could bring your own camera!
Dummy, 16 y.o.: But the camera... are we supposed to use it to take pictures?

Its just so hard when so many people are pushing one

Dummy during science class, Sweden 2007
Teacher: Today, we'll be talking about temperatures and pressure. Student, joking: Yeah, and peer pressure! (
Dummy, female, 15 y.o: I don't understand this "peer pressure" thing. Is it when there's like stuff pushing from different sides?

I hate it, when it eats the paper

Dummy during computer science class, Sweden 2006
Student, 15 y.o: The printer isn't printing, wtf is wrong with it?
Dummy, female, 15 y.o.: Maybe the papers are upside down? *proceeds to turn the papers upside down...*

Time just flies when your having fun

Dummy in Physical education, Germany 2006
Teacher hands out pulse watches after running exercise.
Dummy, female 17 years old: My watch is showing the wrong time!!!

Dummy in Physics class, Finland 2005
*Teacher talks about flying: Can anybody tell me why some people react negative to flying?
Dummy female-19-years old: It takes longer to fly back from a vacation and thats because they planes fly in adverse wind...

The mind just overflows with ideas

Dummy in chemisty class, Norway 2008
Dummy, male 18 year old: "The water in the sink overflowing, there is a blockage in the drain!"
Teacher: "Have you felt after by the drain hole?"
Dummy: "Yes, the plug was in!"

Please let it not be another parody!

Dummy in Swedish class, Sweden 2011
Teacher: Now we are going to talk about the epic time...
Dummy, female 19 years old: Is that the samething as "Epic Fail"?!

The leash could not keep him from class

Dummy in english class, Sweden 2010
Teacher:“Once a student brought a dog to the class, but he also brought his mother, to take him home.”
Dummy, female 18 years old: “The dog’s mother?!”

And that is why they are the majority of male porn stars

Dummy in Geography class, Denmark 2011
Teacher: The Maasai people are an ethnic group located in Kenya, Tanzania and other parts of Africa. Can somebody tell me something else about them?
Dummy, male 18 years old: Aren’t they just men with big weapons?