At least they all eat rice

Dummy in Geography class, Sweden 2010
Teacher: Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent
Dummy female 19 years old: Wait, are not all asians chinese?

For Swedish people its not even a country

Dummy in Crossmedia, Israel 2011
*Dummy is having a presentations and talks about her Danish friend
Teacher: Is their alot of Jewish people in Scandinavia?
Dummy, female 22 years old: But, she is Danish!

Yes... he would be 119 years old, use a diaper and get everyone to still call him the fuhrer

Dummy in Jewish History Class, New Jersey 2008
Teacher: The national socialistic party was lead by Adolf Hitler between 1921-1945
Dummy, female 19 years old: Is Hitler still alive?

Right, but don't put your head in the owen to check the heat!

Dummy in English class, Sweden 2008
*Teacher talking about diffrent ways of cooking food
Teacher: Can you tell me what your using when you are rosting meat?
Dummy, male 19 years old: hmm...*thinking... The kitchen!!

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Its like a water balloon

Dummy in sex education, Sweden 2007
*Special lecture in class and students can ask questions
Dummy, female 18 years old: When my boyfriend touches my boobs, I become wet down there. Do I have water in my lungs?

Second dummy professor! Its not the size that matters

Dummy teacher in Persuasion class, Israel 2011
*Talking about her degree and the diploma she got.
Dummy professor female: My grandmother was so disappointed, she was disappointed that it was not bigger and thicker...

Francedonalds, Im loving it!

Dummy in Geography class, Texas 2009
Friend: Where does french fries come from?
Dummy female 19: uhm... I dont know?
friend: Come on think, Eiffel Tower and baguette are from the same country
Dummy: Ohhh, Rome!

something true in that

Dummy in history class, Texas 2010
Friend: Who was Nelson Mandela?
Dummy female 19 year old: Uhm...A black guy?