And I would not walk 500 miles!

Dummy in geography claas, New Jersey 2007
dummy female 19: How long does it take to drive to Hawaii?
Teacher: Hawaii is an island....

Just do it...Auto!

Dummy in History class, Sweden 2010.
*Teacher is talking about Henry Ford
Dummy male 20: Wow dude, what if there was a car where you could switch gears automatically!?

In the city of love

Dummy in Geography class, Israel 2009
Dummy female 19: I love learning about different countries.
Teacher: Whats your favorite country?
Dummy: Paris!

I'll be there for you!

Dummy in TV and society class, Israel 2011
Teacher: We are going to se a clip from the show friends, btw, is their any one who have not seen friends?
Dummy Male 22 year old: If anybody has friends?!
Teacher: Wrong class dummy.

It will only take an hour!

Dummy in social science, Sweden 2010
Teacher: This weekend its earth hour, where we turn of all the electricity to save our planet
Dummy female 19 year old: Wait, how long is earth hour?!

Pee on it and it will heal

Dummy in biology class, Sweden 2009

The teacher puts up on the screen a picture of two kidneys and one bladder and Dummy starts laughing.
Dummy male 19 year old: Is that a cock?!

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